Corporate Accountability Prints

Thames Water now in SPECIAL Measures! "You have to admire their shamelessness, don't you."

Amazon Strike

We Will Make This Right

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

Facebook in Crisis

"Good boy."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Under new blame.

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Corporate Greed.

Working in a blame culture?

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

State of the Union

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"