Corporate Accountability Crusader Mugs

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Under new blame.

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Working in a blame culture?

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Not The Real Me

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"Lunchward ho!"

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Facebook in Crisis

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."