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I'd like to see you after you've had your heart attack.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'

"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."

St. Elmo's fired.

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"They grow up so fast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Above reproach.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

Bribes.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"He downgraded Apple."

Supermarket Merge

The Red Carpet

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

Board of directors of a baby products company suck their thumbs after realising sales and profits are down.