Corona Survivors Mugs

"Look, honey – relationships are back!"

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

Unicorn Working From Home

Nonsense Poem

Covid and Restarting School

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sheltering in place.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

COVID Devotion

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"No Hand Sanitiser"