Corner Office Conqueror Prints

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

Wow. A corner office at last

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

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