Corner Office Conqueror Prints

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

Wow. A corner office at last

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Careerist

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."