Corner Crew Comic Prints

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"In order to raise some working capital, the company has sold your souls to the devil"

In and Out Trays

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Disorderlies

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"I started in the Lab and worked my way up."

"Of course I'm proud to work here... Why do you ask?

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"Words cannot describe my feelings for your work, so I've sent you a string of vicious emojis."

"But I was told this was included in my severance package."

'Such petulance!'

'This came in from somewhere. Could you send it somewhere else?'

"In this company we don't just appreciate our workers. We celebrate them from their first until their last day, which as you might have noticed for you has come today."

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthink Glasses!"

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

'We need to hire someone who knows how to develop consumer-product relationships. Do you know any drug pushers?'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'We won't exactly be firing you, Brubaker. However we are switching to an all-volunteer work force.'