Corgis T-Shirts

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"You ninny! This isn't Harry and Meghan! You've beamed up one of the queen's corgis!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Agility God

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Crocodile Food Pyramid

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crocodile Shoes

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Steve Irwin.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Gator Painter.

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'