Core Strength Lover Mugs

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Muscles

Bench Press Accident

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Exercise Bars

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Strive to win!

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Checkmate!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"Any other strengths?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'