Coral Caresser Prints

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Spindle Neurons

'Choose, Fenster

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Sea Change.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Sponge Blog

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

"I've got a pulse!"

Fisherman catching whale

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'If he thinks for one minute that I'm going to start making fish balls...

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"Help us!!"

"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.