Coping Pillows

"Whenever they low, I get high."

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Run, Mike, Run!

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Mel puts on his best friend's thunder vest, crawls into a bathtub and tries to keep it together while democracy explodes all around him.

Test Therapy

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Somebody needs a hug.

'They're my presentation trousers.'

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"It's the perfect cure for the corona virus blues."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

Solemn Seasons

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Son, you can always do what I used to do, during times of financial stress - have an anxiety attack.'

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"Colin never bothered with a seatbelt. The pub quiz team never recovered."

'Grace under pressure is a beautiful thing. Grace after the pressure is off...not so nice.'

"Closing all the district offices isn't completely negative...I mean it might encourage some of our clients to develop important coping skills."

Isolating Castaways

Clockdown

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."