Coping With Only Child T-Shirts

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Children.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Single parents.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, for heaven's sake. Ethan's having another growth spurt.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

'Of course you never knew your father -- he's a cat.'

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'

Mothers are Heroes

"I've had to be both mother and father to them."

Bedelia was torn. On the one hand, she had never met a man so generous...

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