Coping Strategy Admirer Pillows

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Robocop and Juliet.

Moby Dick

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Robot walking pet robot

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

First Prize!

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Sharp Eyes

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Reign Man

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

The Thinker

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"There's the mailman!"

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'