Copernicus Fan Prints

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.