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"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Lady of the Cake.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

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"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'