Cooling Off Pillows

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

Bring your own inflatable.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Inactive wear store.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Sofa Sunday

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Chillaxing!

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"