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Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Radiator jazz player

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

'The grudge match.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

The Club

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Pole Vaulting Club

Time-of-the-month club.

Urban Life.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"All of the art work is for sale."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

The Croucho Club

Back To School Supplies.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.