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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Disco Bunny.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

The Club

Pole Vaulting Club

"All of the art work is for sale."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

The Croucho Club

Urban Life.

Back To School Supplies.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.