Cool Jazz Cat Mugs

Count Basie

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Cats on the couch.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Sid Sinatra.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Dave Brubeck

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

Man playing bum-note.

Hip Operation

'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.'

Like, Real Gone...

Trumpet combined with a beer funnel.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Homing Beatnik

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"Allow Me"

Thelonious Monk

"Chow!"

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

'I count four meerkats and one coolcat.'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Conducting Cats

Grandma reflected in sunglasses

First Cats to be Domesticated

'Being cool sure wears you out.'