Cool Dad Seeker Mugs

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

The modern generation!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

Add your kids' ages together...

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face."

"Dad bods are so in right now."

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

'Punish us if you must, Dad, but who will you get to tie your shoe laces for you?'

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

New Snowman

'Dad, I may have found someone even cooler than you.'

"Having a new baby can make you feel a bit tired, sometimes you forget things."

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My father looks like his bowling ball."

'Street cred. Thanks honey!'