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'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Cookie Surveillance

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Roadkill cookies"

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'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"