Cook-off Challenger Pillows

The Joy of HIM cooking

Come dine with me!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Cake Walk.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'All our food is locally sourced.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.