Cook-off Challenger Pillows

The Joy of HIM cooking

Come dine with me!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Cake Walk.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'All our food is locally sourced.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'