Convertible Cruisers Mugs

'Beating 70 on the golf course is one thing, exceeding it on the road is quite another...'

"Look in the index, surely it has a drain SOMEPLACE!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Desk sign reads: 'Just a cog in the wheel.'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

Soft-tops.

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

'He practices the convertible car style of leadership - top down.'