Conversation Starter Lover Prints

'Would you be offended if I ate you?'

'Hi -- I'm a garbage collector.' 'That's a weird hobby.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"He gets easily abstracted."