Conversation Minimalist Mugs

Thrift: Try talking without vowels

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

So you're a mocking bird...

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

What price beauty?