Conversation Connoisseurs Prints

"Are you talking to me?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Dialogue

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Men gossiping

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Jerry Brown.

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"