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Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Super Heroes.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Pope tarts.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Second aid

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Food van driving through an office.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Oysters in June - delicious!