Convenience Store Owner Prints

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Important Food Groups

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

US Energy Needs.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'Uh-oh.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Joan of Arch

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

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"Remember, as employees here at Auto y Rod Inc., I expect you to set a good example!"