Convenience Store Aficionados Mugs

'The opera cards come in a p.o.p display. Can we mve the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Mouse shopping after hours

Church Drive-Thru.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

Kangaroo Pocket

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Eating this way really fits my busy lifestyle...one-stop slopping!

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Drive Thru Police Station

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"Excellent! This crap again!"

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Meats