Convenience Meals Mugs

"Listen, you. I'm in the mood for some frozen food."

We have frozen meals just like your mother microwaved.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."