Convenience Cooker Mugs

"Sometimes all you want is a mediocre place to eat something you could have made better yourself if you weren't so lazy."

LAY ZEE FUK

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Fridge-to-table"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Uh-oh.'

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

What's really in junk food...

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Pizza-Matic

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'What are the three basic food groups?'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

'I think the four basic food groups are frozen, canned, junk, and take out.'

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."