"Come, we have much work to do!"
Controversy Junkie Prints
Decorate their space with prints that highlight their love for controversy. Eye-catching and witty, these artworks make a statement on any wall.
"Good boy."
Occu-Pie Mars
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"You're fired."
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
UK border controls relaxed.
Neo-International Law
Oligarchy
She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
'If only every year was an election year.'
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
Meet the Enemy
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
Our Two Parties, Explained
Trump Poutine
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
Turkish Democracy
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
G7 Summit Concern
"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
Laughingstock
'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'
'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'
Mission Kinda Accomplished
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
Controversy Junkie Prints Collection
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