Controversy Debater Prints

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

"I know this stuff is illegal and addictive but I gotta have it and I'm willing to do anything to obtain it...! Look...! Here's my prize cow...

"Because we have to protect our kids!!"

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Difference of Opinion

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Gun laws US

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Like Minded

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Reagacentennial

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

And now, for a rebuttal.