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Atheist's Rule Ok.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'My blog may be controversial but it's free speech.'

Pretty Flowers

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cactus seats.

Stephen Spender.

George Orwell

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Detention Center

"Things are looking up!"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Bearded Leftie.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

The Child and the Tank

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."