Controversial Conversation Lovers Mugs

Protest

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Attention Span Man

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Bar Therapy

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed