Controversial Art Admirers Mugs

The Artist

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Shell Fire

"Right to Romeo"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Starbucks Siren

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Meet Thy Doom

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

Family Portrait

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'