Controversial Art Admirers Mugs

'What sort of mermaid did you expect from Damien Hirst?'

The Artist

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Shell Fire

Easter Candy Island.

"Right to Romeo"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Frosty the Repairman"

Donald Glover

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Starbucks Siren

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

Meet Thy Doom

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Family Portrait

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.