Control Authority Mugs

'Our daughter: the emotional toll booth.'

Trial by Media

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Off Duty.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Coming to a consensus.

"I am a control freak."

Continental marshal

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

The boss is always right.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

Stadium usher of the month.

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'