Contradictory Consumer T-Shirts

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

But is it organic?

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"No aliens"

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Barcode Baby

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

You will not buy toilet paper...you will not buy toilet paper....

Clancy: Good Idea

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

Man ignores the 'Science' section and looks in the 'Stuff You Believe Anyway' section."

"She may not come with a surfboard or beach buggy, but trust me, this doll blows Malibu Barbie away!"

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

Punk

HELLth-care Insurance

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."

Erractic Review

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'