Contract Negotiator In Training Pillows

Add a humorous flair to their workspace or home with a contract negotiator in training pillow. Perfect for inspiring confidence and chuckles during their professional growth.

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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!" mockup

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.' mockup

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.' mockup

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

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'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.' mockup

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

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"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth." mockup

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

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'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.' mockup

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

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'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..' mockup

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

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'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

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'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.' mockup

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

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"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know." mockup

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

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'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?' mockup

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

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Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.' mockup

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

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"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

"I'd like my son seated in the first row." mockup

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

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"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube." mockup

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

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"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?' mockup

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

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'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...' mockup

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

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"I'm sorry, but you're under-overqualified and over-underqualified."

"I'm sorry, but you're under-overqualified and over-underqualified." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you're under-overqualified and over-underqualified."

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Sports Lawyers

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'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.' mockup

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

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'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...' mockup

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

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"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?" mockup

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

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"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!" mockup

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

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'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.' mockup

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

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Big Deal/Done Deal.

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'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?' mockup

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

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"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples." mockup

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

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"My lobbyist trumps your legal team." mockup

"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."

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"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?" mockup

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

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"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes." mockup

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

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"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business." mockup

"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."

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'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.' mockup

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

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"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind." mockup

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

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Contract Negotiator In Training Pillows Collection

Contract Negotiator In Training Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for contract negotiators in training. They make a great motivational gift for their coffee breaks and desk decor.

Contract Negotiator In Training Prints

Browse our inspiring prints for budding contract negotitors. Ideal for decorating their workspace with humor and motivation.

Contract Negotiator In Training T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for aspiring contract negotiators. They’re perfect for everyday wear and celebrating their journey into deal-making.