Contraception Comrade Prints

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

New arrival

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'They're not reliable.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

Who has two thumbs and

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

Safe sex.

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

'Just the one, thanks.'

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

Reaper Condom

'Did I take my pill today?'

Weight gain on the pill.

"Father I'm guilty of spermicide"

Morning After Pill

Mermaid in swimming race.

A man on the street selling birth control.

Condom Police: 'Wallet's empty. Same old story - says he just ran out.'

New Contraceptive Methods

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

Family Planning: Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion!

"Well, there is a part of me that would quite like to have a child, but I keep a condom on it!"

Man looking at a pack of condoms on a shop shelf that has the label, "Family Size".

Safe Sex

Condom-Man to the rescue!