Contraception Comrade Prints

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

New arrival

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'They're not reliable.'

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

'But I take the pill everytime I become pregnant, and it doesn't help.'

Safe sex.

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

Reaper Condom

Weight gain on the pill.

"Father I'm guilty of spermicide"

'Just the one, thanks.'

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

Morning After Pill

'Did I take my pill today?'

Mermaid in swimming race.

New Contraceptive Methods

A man on the street selling birth control.

Condom Police: 'Wallet's empty. Same old story - says he just ran out.'

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

Family Planning: Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion!

Safe Sex

"Well, there is a part of me that would quite like to have a child, but I keep a condom on it!"

Man looking at a pack of condoms on a shop shelf that has the label, "Family Size".

Condom-Man to the rescue!

'It took a little time, but we finally made the house baby-proof.'