Continuity Detective Mugs

"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Abacus.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Devil in the detail

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

When pedants take a break.

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"