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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

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Gerald Ratner's return

SupermarketAwful Market.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Try thinking like a different brand."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

The Bargain Brand

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Auto-Pilot.

'How was your holiday?'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

"Bob, it's about your branding."

Branding Matters.

Loyd Grossman

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"