Context Connoisseur Prints

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

S**t Threw a Goose

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Chinese History: Redwash

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Who's the artist?"

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Australia's role in the Asian century.

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Burger stall at an art gallery