Context Clarifier T-Shirts

"Next time you have a hand warmer in your backpack, just say so. People get rattled when you say you're packing heat."

"Any questions?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Let's tell the folks in the Garlic Belt there's no budget for steps 2 and 3.

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

"Live and let live...Dude. Are you even listening?"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'Wait a sec...do you want that comment off the record or out of context?'

Information and Still don't get it.

'You're taking my life completely out of context.'

'How do these glasses feel?'

"What you're experiencing is a 'Laying Claim to Your Own Life' moment of clarity. Don't be alarmed. The condition is usually temporary. Just ignore it, and in a day or so, you'll be back to your mindless, numb and robotically conforming self again!"

Telescope

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'Sorry, you're not suitable for the post of Assistant Beggar.'

"Are you sure you didn't just take my answers out of context?"

'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'

"The danger with studying anything this closely is that you lose sight of the context."

The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

Tim Russert.

"The way I've got it doped out, postmodern man is all context and fragment."

'Your investment are not working out because your hindsight is 20/20 and your foresight is 20/400.'

"Maybe you're taking my answer out of context."

"I think I understand the mumbo, but can we go over the jumbo one more time?"

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

'Isn't it odd that Mona, the vegetarian, is seen with so many turkeys?'

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

'I was quoted out of context!'