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"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."
"'C' is for free CONTENT!"
"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."
"It's time I updated my website. I actually have a story on herehow the flip phone is revolutoinizing the world."
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'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'
Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!
"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."
Content Manager/Discontent Manager
"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
Hate Platforms
Lynching on social media
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."
This Message Has No Content
"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."
"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."
"You know, there are other emojis."
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
'Homepage Sweet Homepage'
"I shop, therefore I am."
TV-Man
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
'Hey...remember T.V.?
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
"Sorry, website closed for lunch."
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
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