Contemporary Art Enthusiast Mugs

Rupert was only ever interested in the big picture...

Damien Hirst Detail

Damien Hirst

"He's had a bad day, he paid £400,000 for what turned out to be a crack in the wall. And then he had to pay to get it repaired."

"It's called yellow on blue."

"I see pain. I see suffering. I see regret. All from the poor slob who bought this painting."

"Hey! What's the big idea!"

"Its an asymmetric study of value changes, contrasting colors and varied line weights. It's going to be produced as wrapping paper."

"The expiration date says it will only be avant-garde for nine more years."

Gallery of Modern Art

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

Performance Artist, Performance Spectator

Man staring into the face of a sculpture at an exhibition.

"You have it upside down."

'That's what I call a selfportrait!'

Turner Prize winner: 'A Waste of Space'

Modern art

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

The height of fashion in 1796

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

"The overthinker"