Contemplative Conversations Mugs

"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"What was I thinking?!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"The overthinker"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Zenemies.

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"How about a hand."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Dialogue

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

The Thinker?

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.