Contemplating Philosophy Gifts

On Its Way To Mohammed. . . The Mountain Drops In On Tom.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"The overthinker"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Sauce for the Goose

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Zenemies.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."