Contemplating Philosophy Gifts

On Its Way To Mohammed. . . The Mountain Drops In On Tom.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

George Orwell

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The overthinker"

Sauce for the Goose

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Zenemies.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"