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Football Violence

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Other Cooperstown

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."