Consumer Wisdom Seeker Pillows

"It's an entire Web site of things you can buy to consume less."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Just go with the workflow."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Gullib-Os

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

CATCHY NAME

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'