Consumer Culture Fan Pillows

"You must have hundreds of pairs of shoes already."

New Gods

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Made in China

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Let's Celebrate

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

Sign Reform

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"You've all been like a company to me."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"I wonder what this was for."

Too Much Plastic.

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.