Construction Toys Mugs

At Lego corporate headquarters.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"You left this on our ship."

That one has all the batteries!

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"That'll be five bucks."

Jr. cloning kit

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking horse

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'At lone at last.'

Rocking Horse

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"